Chris Crud, sound engineer

Back in the early years of No Fun and I was mixing them, people would always think Paul and I were related. So I can't really remember how it started, but we started convincing people that we were brothers. Well one show I was able to convince some people that we were identical twins and we were born the same size. However when we were kids we were involved in a freak circus accident. Where Paul was stretched and I was compressed.... I remember it getting more and more outlandish as time passed.

The Circus accident in detail... Him and I were pulled into the Clown show, when they pull kids from the audience into a part of their show. They stuffed me into a canon and tied Paul's feet and arms to two clown cars. Wasn't supposed to be real, but that's the accident part. I got shot out of the canon into a wall and shortened. Paul got stretched by the clown cars. The drunken girls at the Rail thought it was a hoot... Penny I think was there too.... Anyway that was long ago. Amazed I even remembered that one... ha!